Real Housewife Teresa is my soul sister

3 Jun



Who has two thumbs and is loving the Real Housewives of New Jersey?  This girl!  The women are crazy, which seems to be a requirement for a reality TV participant, but somehow are more relatable than the OC or NYC housewives.

But Teresa, the stage mom of three adorable brats, is my soul sister.  Here’s why: she has an impossibly low hairline, resulting in a forehead an inch long, tops.  I thought I was the only one with a forehead that small! I can’t even have real bangs, only side-swept ones, because of the small size.  This may be an Indian thing, as my female relatives on both sides seem to suffer from the same affliction.

I also love Teresa for describing her husband as “juicy and delicious,” paying for everything in hundred-dollar bills, and having a wardrobe straight out of Charlotte Russe/Wet Seal/5-7-9. But her tiny forehead makes me a super fan. 

Note: I reserve the right to amend this post if Teresa does something ridiculous, which is entirely possible since the season just started.

One Response to “Real Housewife Teresa is my soul sister”

  1. yousoundlikeadrunkwhiteguy June 3, 2009 at 7:56 pm #

    disfigurement? shut up

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